Give me three inconsequential wishes

If I were given three wishes, but I could only wish for changes of negligible consequence...

1. Michigan State center Goran Suton would do nothing on offense but set baseline screens.
2. No NHL team other than the Detroit Red Wings would be allowed to wear red pants with red jerseys. Carolina, stop fighting it; embrace the blue-green Whale. Phoenix...you're freaking Phoenix. No hockey team in Arizona has a claim to anything.
3. The Boston Red Sox would sign Sammy Sosa.